A Myth For Language Arts

Why do Bats Sleeps Upside Down.

They say bats sleep upside down to keep away predators, but the real reason is that long ago in a faraway land called Transylvania there was a hotel by the name of Hotel Transylvania. A guy named Count Batula built a house where bats can sleep and be safe from humans in Romania. Ricky Good and Ricky Bobby were the two bats in charge of the hotel. If one human steps into that hotel the bats would act like a madhouse of swarming bees that is ready to strike any minute!!! One night a young man stepped on the patio and knocked on the gigantic armored door. Ricky Good and Ricky Bobby were wondering what that could be. Ricky Bobby said," who can that "be?" Ricky Good said," probably it's a left out bat." Ricky Bobby said," maybe you’re right, lets go see." So Ricky Bobby and Ricky Good rushed toward the door before he went away, Ricky Good opened the door as he saw a HUMAN!!!!!! Ricky Good whispered,"this human might be a predator." Ricky Bobby whispered,"lets see if he's prey or predator." Ricky Bobby ask the human,"are you a predator?" The human said,''YES!!!!!" Ricky Bobby and Ricky Good both flew ten feet above the floor and grasped a 5 inch gray bar as they hung upside down. Ricky Bobby and Ricky Good said,"Now we will be safe and all the other bats too!!!!!" And that’s why bats hang upside down. The end.

Advantages and disadvantages of cerebral palsy.

1. Advantages: I'll never be fat because I have distonia which burns a trimindous amount of calories if I tighten my hands and arms.

2. Advantages: I get to park at the esesable parking spot.

3. Disadvantages: The bad thing about esesable parking spots is the regular people try to steal them.

4. Disadvantages: My arms sometimes are crazy and wiggly we call my right arm,''the Crazy Arm'' now it's the left arm and I'm a lefty too!!!!!

The first big day in mom's preggnetsee!!!!!

While I was at school Mom and Dad went to a hostpidull because mom and dad were trying to figure out if the baby is a boy or a girl. After school my dad picked me up and he told me that, ''the baby is fine and weights about 7 oz. We're not sure if it's a boy or a girl because it's legs were crossed!" Dad things it might be a girl!

Horseback riding

This is the first time that I've rode a horse! I have been riding for 8 years!!

My first try at forex

Dad taught me how to trade in the forin exchange market on Sunday and I made my first trade in a demo account and made money! He also showed me how to practice trading on my Ipad. That is the second picture. I opened a new trade tonight and I have already made $15.

My New Years Resolutions

My grades

For the past few weeks I have been working hard like the saying says hard work pays off, like grades.