Caleryn's birthday party

It was caos here, when my cousins, Aunt Karen, Uncle Brian, Crazy Carol and Nana and Papa all came here. When all of my cousins got here, they all hovard around Caleryn like a bunch of vulchers. During the party, Caleryn was like the liberals that have no clue on what's going on in this country and think that everything is fine in America. When it was cake time, Caleryn ate like a porker and she was as messy as Randy in the movie, the Christmas Story. All and all, if Caleryn knew what was happening, she would have probably loved the party.