The Gathering of the People for War
Long ago, during the medieval times, there was a rival between two Barbarian kings and Queens of England and France that were constantly jealous of each other bases. Eventually, they both got fed up with just sitting there and being jealous against themselves. So King Captain Underpants (the King of France) and King Lunatic Fringe (the King of England) agreed that in thirty days they would start a war to test their base out, but if they can't find ten warriors to help whoever kingdom to fight in that time period, they will automatically loose. Five days after the agreement, both kings had the same idea of announcing a big special speech to the public about getting ten peasants, or ten people that had experience fighting in a war. King Captain Underpants was very successful when he spoke to the public, but King Lunatic Fringe didn't benefit a lot when he had spoken because he wasn't a very good speaker and he always spoke in a stern voice and was very demanding all of the time! Then he became super enraged and jealous when he got a letter and heard that King Captain Underpants was having great success in his speech and got ten new knights. But King Lunatic Fringe held his anger together so that the public wouldn't see him. While all of this drama was happening in England, King Captain Underpants was having a tea party with his ten new knights and talked about tactics that the king and queen already knew from previous wars. They also talked about how King Lunatic Fringe always wears two pairs of short shorts and a way too small shirt that only covers just above the nipples and you will see his hairy legs and belly! Also when he's not working, he chants "I wear short shorts" and when Queen Beverly sings it with him, they say, " we wear short shorts!" It is so hilarious (King Captain Underpant's army all laughed at that)! After they all stopped laughing and started to calm down; King Captain Underpants then said, "there was a legend about King Lunatic Fringe stinking so bad that if somebody gets too close to him, the smell will kill you. Now for Queen Beverly, she'll shoot fart bombs directly at you". Twenty days had passed already and King Lunatic Fringe didn't have an army of his own. He got so frustrated and frantic but luckily on the twenty fith day, he found ten people who were willing to fight. King Lunatic Fringe had a sudden sign of relief after that. But there was one thing left to do still, both armies needed to build their bases for the war. They all did just in time.
To be continued...
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